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Local man discovers his vote has been 'redistricted' to another dimension; still yells at cloud about 'fair maps' on Nextdoor

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Local man discovers his vote has been 'redistricted' to another dimension; still yells at cloud about 'fair maps' on Nextdoor

AITA for thinking my neighbor's gerrymandered house doesn't count as a district anymore? TL;DR: Guy moved three blocks, now claims his ballot is being held hostage by a shadow government of HOA Karens. Like, bro, you live in the same ZIP code, chill. Redistricting isn't a magic spell that makes your vote a ghost. 🙄