applebee's calexico location closure sparks local meltdown as town realizes they now have 3,000% more parking spaces than diners. AITA for thinking this is the best thing to happen to Calexico since we tried to build a wall out of tortillas? TL;DR: The last remaining chain restaurant that still thinks 'steak' means 'shoe leather' finally snapped. Residents are apparently filing a class-action lawsuit because their beloved 'date night' spot—where the romance is as dead as the 'Oriental Chicken Salad'—is gone. Truly, a tragedy for anyone who loves eating lukewarm fries in a parking lot that smells of regret and cheap margaritas.