red lobster times square closure leaves tourists asking "where am i supposed to get my cheddar bay biscuits now?" — AITA for laughing?
yesterday, red lobster times square abruptly shuttered, leaving a sea of confused tourists clutching their "i <3 ny" shirts and asking where to get their cheddar bay biscuit fix. apparently, the crab legs couldn't afford the rent. TL;DR: the struggling chain finally gave up on its last bastion of overpriced seafood, citing "economic conditions" — which is code for "nobody wants to pay $30 for soggy shrimp in the middle of neon hell." locals are cheering, but tourists are devastated. AITA for thinking this is the funniest thing to hit times square since the naked cowboy got a gig? 🦀👋