Red Lobster's Times Square location closes, leaving behind mountains of Cheddar Bay Biscuit crumbs and my hopes for humanity: AITA for saying it's the end of an era for mediocre seafood with a side of existential dread?
TL;DR: The iconic Red Lobster in Times Square has shuttered its doors, and I'm absolutely gutted—not because I'll miss the overpriced endless shrimp, but because now I have to find a new place to contemplate my life choices while staring at a giant lobster tank. I swear, the Yelp reviews were the real tragedy here.