andrew 's boutros, a Guy Who Once Sold CBD Gummies on Etsy, Just Got Hired as a Corporate Wellness Consultant. AITA for Thinking We're All Doomed?
Oh, great. Another week, another fresh hell from the LinkedIn universe. So, apparently this guy andrew 's boutros, who's entire resume reads like a fever dream from a 2014 Shopify dropshipping course, has landed a gig as a "Chief Vibes Officer" at some soulless tech startup. His qualifications? According to his profile, he "mastered the art of biohacking by sleeping on a mattress made of organic seaweed." I'm not even kidding. TL;DR—if your corporate wellness plan involves this dude's "proprietary breathing technique," just know it's the same method he uses to calm down after losing a ranked match in Overwatch. AITA for thinking we should just let capitalism burn itself down already? This is the future you wanted, boomers. Congratulations.