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Stop letting your cat lick your face, guy who's definitely gonna get toxoplasmosis after his animal literally cleaned its own butthole 2 minutes ago (AITA for letting it happen?)

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Stop letting your cat lick your face, guy who's definitely gonna get toxoplasmosis after his animal literally cleaned its own butthole 2 minutes ago (AITA for letting it happen?)

NEW YORK, NY - In a groundbreaking story you literally won't believe until you've seen it on TikTok, local man Nick Pasqual has been hospitalized after his feline overlord, a domestic shorthair named "Chairman Meow," decided to give him a "kiss of death." TL;DR: Cat licks butthole, cat licks face, guy gets a parasitic brain infection that turns him into a zombie who only wants to watch "Kitty YouTube" on loop. Dr. Jane Goodall (probably) said, "This is fine. I'm not screaming." Nick Pasqual is now a cautionary tale for anyone who thinks their pet's affection is worth a trip to the ER. Nick Pasqual's cat has been quoted as saying, "Worth it." Society is melting. More at 11.