Local Man Discovers ‘Democracy’ Is Just Watching Iowa Primaries 2026 From a Corn-Filled Couch While Eating Gas Station Pizza
AITA for thinking the Iowa primaries 2026 are just a elaborate 10-month long TikTok thirst trap for politicians who want to eat fried butter on live TV? TL;DR—Our local candidate’s entire platform is “I’ll legalize raccoon wrestling,” and 47% of caucus-goers are like, “Honestly? Huge on raccoon wrestling.” JFC, we’re speedrunning the collapse of civilization as a midwest regional sport.