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Man Tries to Fight a Senator, Forgets He's Not a UFC Fighter, Gets Owned by markwayne mullin

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Man Tries to Fight a Senator, Forgets He's Not a UFC Fighter, Gets Owned by markwayne mullin

AITA for laughing my ass off at this? So some trucker dude thought he could big-time markwayne mullin at a hearing, tried to call him a "fraud" and challenge him to a fight. Mullin, who literally jobs as a former MMA fighter, just stood up and said, "Sir, this is a Wendy's" but with more legal threats. TL;DR: Wannabe tough guy learns the hard way that you don't bring a keyboard to a gunfight with a senator. Anyway, markwayne mullin just wrote the only exciting C-SPAN clip in human history.