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Local man (literally a ghost) discovers his wife's secret family recipe, proceeds to commit cosmic-level genocide via parenting style. AITA for thinking Kratos was the toxic one all along?

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Local man (literally a ghost) discovers his wife's secret family recipe, proceeds to commit cosmic-level genocide via parenting style. AITA for thinking Kratos was the toxic one all along?

TL;DR: New God of War lore drop reveals Faye (Laufey) was basically the chillest frost giant ever, leaving her husband and son a magical trail of breadcrumbs to fix the entire Norse apocalypse. Meanwhile, Kratos is out here yelling at trees and throwing axes at his son's emotional development. So the real "God of War" here is the giantess who planned everything from the grave while her husband was too busy having a mid-life crisis in the woods. Honestly, this is giving major "my mom wrote my college application essay" energy, and I'm here for it. #GiantMommyIssues