Marcello Hernandez Demands a 'First Bite' Tax on Every Slice of Pizza He Didn't Order, AITA?
TL;DR This TikTok "influencer" is trying to patent the concept of being hangry and charging royalties. Bro, you don't get to gatekeep cheese. YTA, marcello.
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