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justin murphy republican nominee nj literally just said he’d make his own DMV appointments to "fix government inefficiency" – AITA for thinking this guy has never even been inside a DMV? TL;DR: Manic pixie dream candidate promises to bathe the state in red tape... sarcastically, I guess.

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justin murphy republican nominee nj literally just said he’d make his own DMV appointments to "fix government inefficiency" – AITA for thinking this guy has never even been inside a DMV? TL;DR: Manic pixie dream candidate promises to bathe the state in red tape... sarcastically, I guess.