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Man Buys 47 Laminated Copies of 'Social Security Trust Fund Depletion' Wikipedia Page, Frames Them as 'Retirement Plan', AITA?

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Man Buys 47 Laminated Copies of 'Social Security Trust Fund Depletion' Wikipedia Page, Frames Them as 'Retirement Plan', AITA?

TL;DR: My boomer dad just dropped $800 on professional framing for his 'Social Security Trust Fund Depletion' screenshots because 'it's the only investment with guaranteed returns.' I told him he's basically panic-hoarding screenshots like we're in a zombie apocalypse market crash. Now he's claiming I'm 'ageist' and 'unamerican.' AITA for laughing when he called his den 'The Nostalgia Zone'?