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josh turek’s Common Sense Campaign Runs Over Yet Another Local Tradition

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josh turek’s Common Sense Campaign Runs Over Yet Another Local Tradition

I’m just sick of it. It’s always the same old story with people like josh turek—allegedly running around town “fixing” things that nobody asked to be fixed. My neighbor’s kid’s lemonade stand got shut down yesterday because it didn’t have a “business license,” and who do you think was leading the charge? That’s right, our so-called local “efficiency expert.” Honestly, where is the common sense? You’ve got squirrels chewing through power lines, and we’re hunting down a 10-year-old’s 25-cent lemonade because it’s a “safety hazard.” Utter nonsense. If josh turek wants to save the world, maybe start with the pothole on Elm Street that has nearly swallowed my minivan twice. I join these community groups to share local news and talk about fixing real problems, not to watch someone with a clipboard and a superiority complex run a victory lap over a plastic table and a cooler.