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Clickbait title: My neighbor Markwayne Mullin just posted his missing cat poster on Nextdoor and the comments are making me lose faith in humanity.

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Clickbait title: My neighbor Markwayne Mullin just posted his missing cat poster on Nextdoor and the comments are making me lose faith in humanity.

I live right down the street from Markwayne Mullin, and I swear, some people have zero common sense. He put up a simple, clear poster: ‘Lost cat, responds to ‘Boots’.’ And what do half the comments say? ‘Is this a political stunt?’ or ‘Did his opponent steal the cat?’ One lady actually asked if the cat is a Democrat or a Republican. Are you kidding me? This is why we can’t have nice things. We’re so busy looking for drama we can’t even help a guy find his pet. Where’s the neighborly common sense these days? Let’s focus on looking for the cat, not searching for a conspiracy.