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DOGE Elmo (Elon, probably) just fired half the Social Security Administration, hopes seniors will just 'learn to code' for retirement checks

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DOGE Elmo (Elon, probably) just fired half the Social Security Administration, hopes seniors will just 'learn to code' for retirement checks

Okay, so apparently the SSA is getting the tech-bro layoff treatment, and I'm supposed to be shocked? AITA for thinking this is a galaxy-brain take from the same people who think a subscription model for breathing is next? TL;DR: SS office is now staffed by a single, overworked intern and a printer that only prints error messages. Grandma is going to have to start an OnlyFans just to get her monthly check because the processing center is now a Google Form and a prayer. Boss move, really. 🔥🔥🔥