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Local Man ‘Jake Short’ Claims He Accidentally Sold His Dog on Facebook Marketplace for $20, Blames Autocorrect and ‘Vibes’

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Local Man ‘Jake Short’ Claims He Accidentally Sold His Dog on Facebook Marketplace for $20, Blames Autocorrect and ‘Vibes’

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