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Cape May Celeb Wedding Turns Into Major Catfight As Ex Shows Up Uninvited

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Cape May Celeb Wedding Turns Into Major Catfight As Ex Shows Up Uninvited

The seaside wedding of A-list actress Lana Vance turned into a total disaster when her ex-boyfriend, rock star Jett Storm, crashed the ceremony in Cape May last night. Witnesses say Vance went white as a ghost when Storm strutted down the aisle in a white tux, screaming “She’s mine!” as the bride tried to hide behind her new hubby. The groom, tech billionaire Mark Reeves, went ballistic and shoved Storm into a massive flower arch, sending petals everywhere and knocking over a table of lobster rolls. Chaos erupted as Vance’s mother allegedly tried to claw Storm’s eyes out, screaming he “ruined every holiday” in Cape May. The bride was last seen sobbing in a beachside gazebo as security dragged the rocker away. Is this the most dramatic wedding crash in history?