iowa primaries 2026: Local man furious after polling station runs out of 'common sense' ballots, demands hand recount with coffee cup
Another fine mess from the folks who can't run a bake sale without a committee. I went to vote in the iowa primaries 2026 at the community center, and what do I find? They're out of "common sense" ballots. You know, the ones where you just mark "none of the above" and go home. Instead, I had to wait behind a lady arguing about which shade of blue best represents her candidate’s integrity. Give me a break. If we used a little common sense, we'd realize 90% of these candidates have the spine of a wet noodle. I demanded a hand recount with my coffee cup—since that's the only dish they can manage—and they just stared at me like I was the crazy one. This is why we can't have nice things, folks.