beatriz love island is driving my town insane, and common sense has left the building.
So apparently "beatriz love island" is the new excuse everyone's using for their ridiculous behavior. My neighbor, Brenda, just told me her 16-year-old skipped work because she was "too emotionally drained from the beatriz love island drama." Oh, give me a break! When I was her age, I had a paper route and didn't whine about reality TV. The city council just voted to put up traffic lights at our busiest intersection, costing us thousands—meanwhile, these kids can't even look up from their phones because of beatriz love island. It's like we've forgotten what real life is. Someone needs to tell these people that a love island isn't paying their bills.