BREAKING: Man Shows Up To Vote In Iowa, Accidentally Solves Global Warming By Accident, AITA For Thinking This Is Rigged?
TL;DR: Some rando in Des Moines went to cast his ballot in the Iowa election results, tripped over a pothole, and apparently knocked over a secret government weather machine that was causing climate change. Now the polar ice caps are refreezing and corn prices are dropping. But no, seriously, the Iowa election results are in and not a single candidate promised to fix that pothole. I swear, if the apocalypse starts because someone’s Prius got stuck in a crater, I’m moving to Mars. So, AITA for thinking this whole state is just a giant simulation?