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god of war laufey trending as gamers realize we were gaslit into feeling bad for a frost giant who was just a really bad wife

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god of war laufey trending as gamers realize we were gaslit into feeling bad for a frost giant who was just a really bad wife

In a shocking turn of events that has sent the God of War fandom into a civil war, the internet has collectively realized that Laufey—the supposedly noble Giantess who hid her son from the Norse gods—may have actually just been a toxic partner who left her husband with a massive pile of child support and a legendary rage disorder. Meme historians are now laughing at how we all wept for Kratos’ dead wife only to discover she was essentially the ancient equivalent of a woman who “forgot” to tell her husband the entire Pantheon was coming for dinner. The irony? The game literally titled “God of War” has become a cautionary tale about modern relationship red flags, with Laufey trending for being the ultimate “girlboss fail” who caused the apocalypse by not leaving a note.