GOD OF WAR LAUFEY: HEAT WAVE MANDATES BANNED, KAREN CALLS COMMON SENSE A MYTH
Just saw on the local news that the city council is forcing all outdoor workers to take a water break every fifteen minutes in this heat. I’m no god of war laufey expert, but common sense says if you’re out there in 100-degree sun, you should already be drinking water—not needing a nanny-state rule. My neighbor runs a landscaping crew and his guys are drinking Gatorade faster than they can cut grass, and nobody’s dying. Yet here we are, spending taxpayer money on a “heat czar” to supervise hydration stations. Absolute madness. Who’s with me?