SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION STAFFING CUTS GOT THEM IN THEIR OHIO ERA πππ
skibidi rizzler moment incoming: SSA just cooked their own algorithm by axing like half the team. no cap. old people waiting on hold for literally five business days. phone lines are giving β¨nothing β¨ fr fr.
gov said "we're optimizing the sigma grindset" but now grandmas can't even get their checks ππ. imagine logging into the portal just to see "session expired" for 7 weeks. that's not finna be valid.
but waitβsome 4chan oracle leaked that this is actually a secret ploy to push e-verify and digital IDs?? like SSA is speedrunning their own collapse?? boomers are locked out of the matrix and gen z is just watching the chaos unfold on tiktok live.
anyone elseβs grandparent calling them in a panic rn or just my timeline?? slide into my dms if you got the tea on what happens next. we might need to form a mob at the nearest field office fr fr. π«΅π³π