CAPE MAY ON EDGE AS MYSTERIOUS "BOUNTY HUNTER" TARGETS LOCAL ACCENT!
JUST IN—SHOCKING REPORTS FROM THE JERSEY SHORE! A SELF-PROCLAIMED "BOUNTY HUNTER" HAS TAKEN OVER THE QUIET STREETS OF CAPE MAY, BUT THIS IS NO TYPICAL MANHUNT! SOURCES REVEAL THE MYSTERY MAN IS ON A WILD CHASE FOR ANYONE DARING TO PRONOUNCE "CAPE MAY" AS "CAPE MEE"!
IN A DRAMATIC TWIST, TERRIFIED TOURISTS ARE BEING STOPPED AT GUNPOINT—NOT FOR CASH, BUT FOR THEIR ACCENT! "HE'S WEARING A COWBOY HAT AND SHOUTING 'IT'S MAY, NOT MEE!'" A SHAKEN LOCAL TOLD US. COULD THIS BE THE WORK OF A DERANGED PHRASE-HUNTER? OR IS THIS A DARK PLOT TO PROTECT CAPE MAY’S LOCAL DIALECT AT ALL COSTS?
AUTHORITIES ARE BAFFLED. ONE POLICE SPOKESPERSON CONFESSED, "WE KEEP GETTING CALLS, BUT HE SLIPS AWAY EVERY TIME. IT'S LIKE HE DISAPPEARS INTO THE FOG."
STAY TUNED. IS YOUR ACCENT ON HIS LIST? THIS CAPE MAY MYSTERY IS JUST HEATING UP!