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California Election Goes Off the Rails as Man in Chicken Suit Tries to Get on Ballot, Voters Say 'Finally, a Candidate With Some Guts'

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California Election Goes Off the Rails as Man in Chicken Suit Tries to Get on Ballot, Voters Say 'Finally, a Candidate With Some Guts'

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