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Another week, another record broken. Tell me again how this modern garbage with its soap opera drama is considered "premium" television? Oh, sure, 67 million people watched this season of wigs and whispering—but let's see how many of them actually have a job or pay taxes. Common sense says if you can't afford groceries, don't stream Bridgerton Season 4 viewership numbers; these numbers are just a sign of a broke nation with too much time on its hands.

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Another week, another record broken. Tell me again how this modern garbage with its soap opera drama is considered "premium" television? Oh, sure, 67 million people watched this season of wigs and whispering—but let's see how many of them actually have a job or pay taxes. Common sense says if you can't afford groceries, don't stream Bridgerton Season 4 viewership numbers; these numbers are just a sign of a broke nation with too much time on its hands.