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Bridgerton Season 4 Viewership Numbers Are In And They’re Bigger Than My Will To Live On A Monday Morning, AITA For Not Caring?

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Bridgerton Season 4 Viewership Numbers Are In And They’re Bigger Than My Will To Live On A Monday Morning, AITA For Not Caring?

Oh wow, another show about hot people in corsets making bad decisions while a string quartet blares in the background. Apparently, the Bridgerton Season 4 viewership numbers just dropped, and they’re somehow higher than my blood pressure after reading the comments section. Netflix is bragging about 92 million households watching in the first week, which is probably just bots and people rewatching the *one* scene with the wet shirt again. TL;DR: Capitalism still works, horny people rule the world, and I’m stuck in the corner with my popcorn watching this dumpster fire of a society burn. Yay.