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First they came for the avocado toast, and I said nothing, but Andrew 's Boutros just tried to pay his rent with 47 cents, two vegan coupons, and a "vibe check," AITA for reporting him to the landlord? TL;DR: my roommate is a walking, talking capitalist fever dream.
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First they came for the avocado toast, and I said nothing, but *Andrew 's Boutros* just tried to pay his rent with 47 cents, two vegan coupons, and a "vibe check," AITA for reporting him to the landlord? TL;DR: my roommate is a walking, talking capitalist fever dream.