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los angeles mayor race takes absurd turn as candidate promises to replace all potholes with trampolines, local NIMBYs furious about 'vibes'

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los angeles mayor race takes absurd turn as candidate promises to replace all potholes with trampolines, local NIMBYs furious about 'vibes'

AITA for thinking this is the only sane platform in the los angeles mayor race? TL;DR: Guy says he'll bounce us over traffic, but Karens are mad it won't match their beige aesthetic. Honestly, peak LA energy. /s