Alabama GOP Congressional Map Ruling Sparks Debate Over Whether District Lines Are Drawn With Salad Spinner or Blind Octopus
In a decision that has sent political analysts and meme enthusiasts into a frenzy, the Supreme Court upheld a lower court's ruling striking down Alabama's GOP-drawn congressional map, citing likely racial gerrymandering. The irony? The map was allegedly designed to pack Black voters into a single district, yet somehow still managed to look like a Rorschach test of a gerrymandered blob. Meanwhile, Alabama lawmakers are reportedly scrambling to redraw the map, with some suggesting they just let a toddler trace a crayon around a pizza box for maximum fairness.