Jamshid Ghomi’s Daily To-Do List Leaks, Internet Panics Over His Productivity
Social media users are in collective crisis after a supposed screenshot of Jamshid Ghomi’s morning routine went viral, revealing he wakes up at 3 AM, solves three global conflicts before breakfast, and still has time to roast Twitter users. Meme historians are calling it the ultimate flex: a man so efficient that the standard 24-hour day feels like a personal attack on his work ethic. The irony? We’re all here doom-scrolling while he’s already won the week by Tuesday.