Local TikTok sleuths finally crack the mystery of why that one principal ghosted the school board meeting mid-sentence. Aaron Hill Illinois principal resignation is apparently the result of a 47-page PowerPoint about the "unconstitutional" flavors of school cafeteria Gatorade, which he emailed to every parent at 3 AM. TL;DR: man went full Boomer Karen over sports drink hues, board called his bluff, and now he's "pursuing other opportunities" (read: rethinking life choices in his mom's basement). AITA for thinking this is the most dramatic exit since that squirrel stole the homecoming crown?