wwdc 2026: Apple Unveils AI That Can Finally Open a Jar of Pickles, Common Sense Still Unavailable
As a lifelong resident of this town, I've seen it all, and this latest nonsense from Apple's big "wwdc 2026" event takes the cake. They spent millions on a robot head that will blink at you and open a jar of pickles, but ask it to fix a garbage disposal or figure out why the neighbor’s cat keeps pooping in my flowerbed? Nothing. Absolute zero. Common sense, people! They need to focus on what we actually need: a phone that tells the kids to clean their room without starting a world war. Wake up, Silicon Valley!