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EUPHORIA FINALE IS ALL SPECIAL EFFECTS AND ZERO COMMON SENSE—JUST LIKE THIS TOWN’S COUNCIL MEETINGS.

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EUPHORIA FINALE IS ALL SPECIAL EFFECTS AND ZERO COMMON SENSE—JUST LIKE THIS TOWN’S COUNCIL MEETINGS.

Jumping on here because I finally watched the Euphoria finale and I can’t be the only one who rolled their eyes through the whole thing. Everyone on my street is talking about how “deep” it was, but I call it what it is: another excuse to show a bunch of nonsense without any real logic. The show is supposed to be about teenagers, but no kid I know has that much time to mope around in a sparkly basement while their parents just float around like ghosts. Where’s the common sense in that? You can’t even leave your garbage bin out past 7 PM without getting a stiff warning from the Homeowners Association, but these characters are running drug rings at 16? Be so for real. The finale tried to wrap everything up with a bow that nobody needed, and it just proves that the writers have never met a person with an actual job. We can’t even get the city to fix the potholes on Elm Street, and they want me to be invested in whether Rue goes to college? Land somewhere, people.