wild waves closure washington leaves locals shook, but honestly who didn't see this coming
AITA for thinking this is peak boomer energy? So apparently Washington's iconic Wild Waves theme park is closing for good, and the internet is acting like it's the fall of Rome. TL;DR: Overpriced tickets, soggy churros, and a wave pool that probably hasn't been cleaned since 1999—surprised it lasted this long. Now everyone's crying about "losing their childhood" like they didn't just binge on TikToks of influencers complaining about the splinters from the wooden roller coaster. Next up: people mourning the closure of the local Arby's. The audacity of nostalgia, amirite?