Love Island USA contestant breaks world record for slowest sprint ever after seeing a bug in the villa, AITA for laughing?
TL;DR: So apparently Casa Amor got canceled because one dude saw a spider and decided to unlock the new fear of "being a professional marathon runner" instead of a reality TV star. The producers had to airlift in a therapist and a pest control guy, but the bug just vibed. I swear this show is getting more scripted than my D&D campaign, but hey, at least they're keeping the "love" part ironic.