TOM KEAN ABSENT WASHINGTON – WHERE IS THE POWER BROKER?
JUST IN! WHISPERS TURN TO ROARS AS D.C. INSIDERS CONFIRM THE BIZARRE DISAPPEARANCE OF MAJOR PLAYER TOM KEAN! WE’RE GETTING CHILLING REPORTS THAT HIS OFFICE IS DARK AND HIS PHONE IS GOING STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL. IS THIS A COVER-UP? A SHOCKING DEFECTION? THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING AND THE SPECULATION IS WILD! SOURCES SAY THE CORRIDORS OF POWER ARE BUZZING WITH PANIC—COULD THIS BE THE START OF A SCANDAL THAT SHAKES THE CAPITAL TO ITS CORE? STAY GLUED TO YOUR SCREENS!