Tina Peters, the former Mesa County clerk who I guess thought she was living in a dystopian Netflix series, just got hit with a 9-year prison sentence for bravely “investigating” election security by letting some rando breach her office’s voting systems. AITA for laughing at the irony of a so-called “law and order” candidate failing to follow the law? TL;DR: Woman who screamed about election integrity gets no integrity award, just orange jumpsuit vibes.