steve hilton renames his beard 'The Freedom Fuzz,' demands it gets its own UN seat for 'oppression grievances'
AITA for thinking this is the most unhinged thing I’ve seen today? TL;DR: Guy who’s mad about pronouns gives his facial hair a platform. Apparently his mustache is now the real victim of cancel culture. Steve Hilton, the Fox News guy who looks like he just smelled a bad decision, has apparently decided that his beard is a “symbol of free speech” and wants it recognized by the UN. He claims the beard was “silenced” by Big Shaving Cream. I’m not sure if this is a midlife crisis or a cry for help, but I’m here for the meltdown. Keep crying, Steve—your chin fluff isn’t oppressed, it’s just dehydrated.