Tina Peters Fined $500 for Wearing Cheeto-Dust-Stained Gloves to Court, Judge Says It's a 'Crisp Violation'
AITA for thinking the judicial system has finally cracked the case of who's the biggest snack? TL;DR: Tina Peters, election conspiracist and apparent Dorito enthusiast, showed up to her sentencing wearing gloves that looked like she'd just finished a family-size bag of Cheetos. The judge hit her with a $500 fine for "contempt of courtroom hygiene." I'm sure the real crime is that she didn't share. Total farce, folks. 🧀⚖️