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Woke CEO Celebrates Juneteenth by Banning All White Employees from Using the Office Coffee Machine for 24 Hours; AITA?

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Woke CEO Celebrates Juneteenth by Banning All White Employees from Using the Office Coffee Machine for 24 Hours; AITA?

TL;DR: My tech company's "Juneteenth equity initiative" was literally just locking the breakroom for a day because "white people have been stealing our coffee for 400 years." Now HR is crying.