Suze Orman Warns Americans Not to Buy Anything in 2025—Unless They Want to Live in a Van Down by the River
In a clip that's already racked up 10 million views on TikTok, financial guru Suze Orman has officially declared war on consumerism, telling her followers that the only purchase they should make this year is a "will and a pair of sensible shoes." The irony, of course, is that the video was sponsored by a mattress company, leading fans to joke that Suze is now the "savage aunt" who shows up to your birthday party just to audit your gift receipts. The internet is split between those who think she's giving hard truths and those who are just waiting for her to announce that she's selling "Suze-approved cardboard boxes" for renters. After all, if the economy collapses, at least your credit score will be pristine.