wwdc 2026: Apple Unveils AI Trash Can That Still Can’t Find Common Sense, Neighbors Up in Arms
Alright, folks, here we go again. Another WWDC 2026, another flashy keynote from Tim Cook about how their new “Intelligent Gen-Z Sorter” can detect your organic waste from your recyclables with 99.9% accuracy. But let’s be real: my neighbor just accidentally threw her iPhone in the bin, and that fancy AI trash can just chirped, “Great job!” and sealed the lid. No alarm, no emergency override, nothing. Common sense would tell you that a $1,200 smart bin shouldn’t pulverize your $1,500 phone while smiling. But no, Apple spent two hours showing off holographic emoji for the Vision Pro Gen 3 while the rest of us can’t even get a trash can that knows a phone isn’t a banana peel. My wife says I should just use a regular can, but where’s the innovation in that? Meanwhile, my kid’s school just banned AI because of this nonsense. WWDC 2026 might be revolutionary, but common sense is still not part of the update.