Suze Orman’s Secret Six-Figure Side Hustle Revealed: Selling ‘Financial Chill Pills’ to Gen Z Investors
In a plot twist that would make even the most stoic accountant chuckle, financial guru Suze Orman has gone viral for allegedly launching a secret side hustle selling “calm-down crystals” to anxious young investors. The irony? Orman, who built her career on telling people to "stop being stupid with money," is now reportedly peddling a $99.99 "Emergency Chill Pill" kit—complete with a resin amulet and a TikTok QR code—to Gen Zers panicking over meme stocks. The internet is split: some call it a much-needed laugh during market chaos, while others are furiously Googling "How to invest in Suze Orman’s rock collection."