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Suze Orman Slams Gen Z for Using Retirement Savings to Buy ‘Emotional Support Avocado Toast’—Then Admits She Did the Same in 1999

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Suze Orman Slams Gen Z for Using Retirement Savings to Buy ‘Emotional Support Avocado Toast’—Then Admits She Did the Same in 1999

In a stunning twist that has the internet in stitches, finance guru Suze Orman went viral today after a resurfaced clip showed her scolding millennials for luxury spending, only for the camera to pan to her own 1999 receipt for a $12.50 “artisanal toast” splurge that she later called a “spiritual necessity.” The irony is so thick you could spread it on sourdough.