"Local Hero Asks Suze Orman Why 'Common Sense' Isn't Common Anymore After Watching Neighbor's Banksy Tumble from a Roof"
Tired of seeing so-called experts preach nonsense, an angry resident here in Oakridge just snapped on the community page. "I'm no Suze Orman, but I know stupid when I see it," he wrote after a neighbor tried to save rent by installing their own solar panel on a roof—without a permit. "This isn't rocket science; it's common sense. Suze Orman would tell you you're gonna be broke from the hospital bills, not rich from the savings." The panel promptly crashed into a parked Prius, and now we're all waiting for the GoFundMe.