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rhode Island Town Bans Drive-Thrus to Fight Climate Change, Local Dad Loses It Over Cold Coffee

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rhode Island Town Bans Drive-Thrus to Fight Climate Change, Local Dad Loses It Over Cold Coffee

Okay, so I guess we’re all supposed to just park and walk into a blizzard for a latte now? My town council just voted to ban any new drive-thrus in the name of the "climate crisis." This is classic rhode thinking—where’s the common sense? I have two screaming kids in the back of my minivan. You want me to unbuckle them, haul them into a store, and wait in line for 15 minutes because Karen from the planning board read a blog post about carbon emissions? No. This isn’t solving the problem; it’s making my life a nightmare. What’s next, banning to-go cups? Get a grip.