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suze orman just roasted crypto bros so hard they might crash the market fr 💀

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suze orman just roasted crypto bros so hard they might crash the market fr 💀

wait no, she actually said "if you're buying crypto, you're gambling not investing" and i felt that in my soul... like she's not wrong but also my dogecoin portfolio is crying rn 💅

proof? she dropped this truth bomb on her podcast yesterday and now the finance side of TikTok is in shambles. lowkey she snapped but also my whole gen z portfolio is cooked 💀