La mayor race polls show deadlocked mayoral race, local voters still can't decide between 'eat the rich' guy and 'pray the rich away' gal. AITA for thinking both are just doing this for the clout?
TL;DR: New polls reveal a statistical tie for mayor between two candidates who have literally nothing to offer except bad takes and better hair. One is promising to tax billionaires into oblivion, the other is promising to tax billionaires into forgiveness. Surprise: neither plan will survive first contact with the city council. My sources tell me voter turnout is projected to be 3 people and a raccoon in a suit, which honestly has better policy instincts than the rest of the field. Anyway, I'm sure this will be a *totally* normal election cycle and not just a prolonged fever dream where we all pretend these polls matter.