Scott Michael Campbell strikes again with his ‘common sense’ rant about lawn watering, and I can’t believe nobody’s called him out yet.
So Scott Michael Campbell is at it again, folks—yesterday he posted a long-winded essay in the Harmony Heights Community Forum about how “common sense” means we should ban all sprinklers before 10 PM because the water pressure’s “for fire safety, not your petunias.” Meanwhile, I saw his lawn last week, and it’s browner than my toast. Maybe if he spent less time policing everyone’s hose and more time reading the actual township bylaws, he’d know the flexible watering schedule is for the elderly who can’t drag a hose at 6 AM. Newsflash, Scott: common sense is letting your neighbors mind their own business. This isn’t a wildfire crisis—it’s his personal beef with the garden hose. I swear, every time I see his name pop up, my blood pressure spikes.